Oh it is. It’s lovely. But the tractor trailers and tour buses can stay on the interstate please and thank you

Steve Bannon is not uneducated. It defies belief that someone who understands Wall Street and capitalism

So, “gearbox” for transmission and “rev counter” for tachometer are Britishisms but “car hole” for garage somehow isn’t?

Thank goodness you had Safe Search on.

But is Jason a SLAV?

People ask me all the time why I don’t go out and cruise with them and the other car guys in the area.

Yep, that’s the one. Whenever he says “farm girl” I just wonder how many children he has tied up in the shed.

KIDS SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL.

...OR IN THE MINES.

Well, it certainly isn’t for melting beams of a certain variety.

With his hair and that van? And those 2 kids? He won’t make it 2 blocks without the police pulling him over with guns drawn.

This may not be the vehicle that he wants, but it is the vehicle that he needs. It’ll better suit his visual persona as a potential pedophile or kidnapper. It screams “Yes, I look scuzzy, and slightly threatening in a nondescript way, but if you clean me up, I can be dependable and trustworthy.”

Enough with the bullshit teases. This is beginning to be like a stripper that doesn’t strip.

You shut your whore mouth

Jesus fucking Christ. I’m no purist by any stretch of the imagination but that is atrocious.

Mom?

I have devised plans for an ex-uber employee interview room which I will now share on the internet for a small fee. Here is a sample (Graphic Design done by myself, to save costs).

It’s what modern-day tuners use to get more social media likes and cross-posts.

I’m sure you will because your job is to get clicks not give informed opinions about cars. I have been a long time fan of Jalopnik, back from when it was first created and I have seen this publication go down a shitty road. From having reviews of cars by people with no credentials, just posting to get clicks, and fuck…

Two Wheels Evoked

Is it tiring having to couch every fucking thing in terms of liberals vs conservatives?