Thank you! I was screaming the same thing at the t.v.

Was anyone else begging them to secure the utterly priceless medicine while they were getting frisky on the table?

They’re not realted, are they? Nothing to clutch pearls, much less, bat an eye about.

This was spot on what I was gonna say.

You KNOW that they’re going to wind up together in a Hotel/Casino in Vegas, publicly announce their love, then have to eat crow three months later when they realize that The Office wasn’t real life.

Well he’s not “mean and weird”, but what else is a married man, who doesn’t reciprocate her obvious feelings, going to say?

who among us doesn’t weep every time he kisses her at casino night... or tells her he’s in love with her... or proposes in the rain at the gas station?

I thought he was perfect for Jim.

I felt the same way when I first saw that episode of The Simpsons when Mr. Burns was gonna give Lisa millions of dollars for helping him get rich again but she refused it because it was made by killing sea creatures. YOU DUMB BITCH! TAKE THE MONEY AND DO SOME GOOD WITH IT! FUCK!

Remember, in the first scenes of the film, old Rose is asked about the identity of a person in an insurance settlement. I’d wager that if she had tried to sell the necklace, the insurance company (if it still existed) would claim ownership.

How much personal growth could a centenarian have room for? She could have sold it to a fucking museum and donated the proceeds to charity.

I’m sure all the poor children she could have sponsored with that diamond would still be like “but she had to throw it into the ocean for personal growth reasons. We understand.”

Then tosses it away selfish brat.

Ass diamonds were to the period what belly button rings are to today.

Tights & leggings are two different things.

Do you hear that song a lot? That’s probably the first time I’ve heard it in a decade.

Multiple CXG songs were fully filmed twice, in Explicit and aired versions, and sometimes the censoring arguably makes the lyrics funnier. I loved Valencia’s line “butt stuff doesn’t hurt at all” (rather than “anal”) in I’m So Good At Yoga.

I wouldn’t be shocked if Valencia wants revenge herself, and without Rebecca pushing it, she takes over.

It was a little confusing, but I’m hoping its layers will bloom and unfold over the course of the season, revealing new and unexpected delights. Like an onion. Or a vagina.

The problem with that premise is that Josh is way too sunny and optimistic and simple for anyone to really ruin his life or fuck with him.

 Other than Nathaniel’s suggestion of ruining the lives of his innocent family members, what could they really have done? Screwed his chances of becoming a priest? That would…