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Well we know one thing for sure. It isn’t Trump funded. That family is raking in millions off these suckers and laughing all the way to some offshore untraceable bank. 

If they were brown, it’d now be legal to run them over.

You might as well just collect a DNA database from every single citizen then. We’re not in the habit of storing DNA evidence from victims of other crimes, so why not? 

You are right. I wish you weren’t...but you are.

If these people were brown, Republican governors would be passing laws indemnifying anyone who shoots a trucker who’s blocking a public road.

If these people had been brown, it’d be considered terrorism and they would be charged with material support of terrorism. At some point western nations need to understand that these right-wing terrorists are....well terrorists and treat them as such.  LOL, jk.  Too many police/ex-military would end up arrested, so…

Canadian Govt brought the Emergency Act Measures Law into effect. No more shit. They can now requisition tow trucks by law.

I was roasted here by some nice Canadians (and maybe some Americans arguing in bad faith) who thought I was was overreacting by suggesting that this American-funded protest be broken up by law enforcement sooner.

You don’t have to admit you were mistaken. It’s cool.

They’re swangas, but they’re baby swangas 

Your bad take completely ignores the absolute rights of people. In this particular case a woman that was sexually assaulted and her DNA which was sampled was ostensibly taken for the purpose of helping her. Your bad take also ignores the very real chilling effect this practice would have on sexual assault victims. So…

Wow I had to go back to the pictures. I guess it is too old school to be donked up on 22s.

The asking price is at least an order of magnitude beyond its kitsch value. Someone has to like this thing unironically to justify even 1/4 of this price, and if they like this thing unironically, that money would be better spent on therapy.

I dig the headlights, an obvious clone of the treatment given the George Barris del Caballero, and the continental kit. The rest of the car is fucking stupid and borderline offensive.

“No dice” is too nice of a term for the price asked for a meh 80's GM luxobarge.  Special occasions might necessitate temporary re-introduction of the former negative response type of “crack pipe”.  This is definitely one of those occasions.  Or as I might say aloud here “Not only no, but HELL NO!”

Genuinely easy to see how many autobot trolls there actually are.

Oh you big beautiful boy! Look at you! You’re coming home with me. 

NP, if you are a pimp in 1975's New Orleans. ND for literally everyone else.

Dancing Jebbus On A Cracker, no fucking way! One second to look at the first picture and immediately to NO Dice.

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