“Them Duke boys are at it again. Will Bo and Luke be able to get out of this pickle?”

This makes sense because Jesus drives a giant dually pickup. It’s in the Bible, look it up.

Yeah my bad, I’m not rich.

That’s fine, but it doesn’t change the fact that this is a shitbox from the worst era of American carmaking.

That’s definitely possible, yes. Still intensely no dice.

$30K for a twenty year old American shitbox! $30k! Are you fucking kidding me?

The point of a free press is to have an unbiased documentation of events, particularly in circumstances like police brutality.

I’m all for the police arresting the protestors at this point, but this:

Do you have $40k to drop on a nice, quirky Cars and Coffee ride? Do you really love wagons? Do you really love Cadillac? Then maybe this is a nice price for you.

Does removing the anodization compromise durability at all? Or is strictly cosmetic?

Americans are a hell of a lot more likely to be on board with the whole Nazi camp than Germans are, my dude.

He’s committing fraud by manipulating the stock market. Dude’s a criminal.

One can only hope.

3rd Gear: Elon Musk uses his social media like a fourteen year old edge lord and I hate it so god damn much.

Apparently it’s no dice week at Jalopnik, because there is no god damn way a sane person would ever pay $13k for a 230k BMW.

It looks like Rory actually deleted his comment because it went so badly.

Oh, hey, I’m not greyed after that mild commentor revolt I started yesterday. That’s something I guess.

Weird project frankencar that needs work on its shoehorned engine, probably requiring a drop? Primer paint? And it’s an auto?

We don’t have anywhere else to complain about it because this site has been gutted by vulture capitalists.

Oh what a fucking joke.