Elon Musk is never going to love you, no matter how hard you lick his boots on the internet.

Oh good lord shut up. “People break the law so we designed our system to break the law too” is absolutely absurd.

1st Gear: Why was this ever a functionality in the first place? They literally programmed their self driving system to break the law.

Tacky and wildly expensive? My heart be still.

If people had actually gotten vaccinated when the shot was made available, the variants may never have happened at all.

Well there’s the rub, yeah? What percentage got these exemptions?

“NATURAL GAS CAN’T MELT CONCRETE BEAMS”

Oh, we do have the bridges inspected. They’re usually flagged as dangerous and then just nothing happens.

Okay but Japan built a Gundam so maybe we should be seeing about making a battery powered Jaeger in response.

At no point in history has an AMC Eagle been worth $5000.

“Modern-Day Guillotine” is gonna be my new revolutionary techno punk band.

Y’all voting no dice are absolutely wild. This is a running, driving pickup truck for $2800. This is the most nice price thing Rob has posted in ages.

The Supreme Court once decided that black people aren’t legally people, so, uh, they can be be wrong.

Undersigned, someone who lives next door in Indiana.

I’m glad we can finally kickstart our war against the moon. Big shiny bastard, taunting us up there all the time.

It’s neat! I don’t know if it’s $6000 non-running project car neat, but it’s neat!

Well paisley is my favorite men’s fashion pattern, so I guess I’m sold.

1st Gear: I can’t help but feel like the affordable Tesla is bait and switch vaporware. Musk has been promising a reasonably priced Tesla is coming in the near future pretty much since he bought Tesla, and we’re still not really any closer to it.