I’m glad we can finally kickstart our war against the moon. Big shiny bastard, taunting us up there all the time.

It’s neat! I don’t know if it’s $6000 non-running project car neat, but it’s neat!

Well paisley is my favorite men’s fashion pattern, so I guess I’m sold.

1st Gear: I can’t help but feel like the affordable Tesla is bait and switch vaporware. Musk has been promising a reasonably priced Tesla is coming in the near future pretty much since he bought Tesla, and we’re still not really any closer to it.

I know I’ve been making a lot of arguments that start or end with “In the current car market” but I just can’t with this one. Almost $20k for a 33 year old minivan? No.

I see what you did here.

Neutral: I was super enthusiastic about Tesla at first. The roadster was extremely promising, and I thought Musk was a real innovator who was here to bring us into an EV future.

Just strap a tent on a plank of plywood?

Just slap a seat on that sucker and start tooling around town.

Eh... sure. In the current market, this is a nice price, but christ I kind of hate that. This feels like it should be around $3k cheaper.

Daily ACAB reminder.

Rob Emslie, local angry old man, shouts at clouds.

Just talking about the realities of gun ownership, my dude. I personally don’t think anybody needs to own an AR, but if they’re going to be allowed to own them, 60 rounds of ammo is virtually nothing.

Yeah, every time I see police reports of drug seizures or whatever and they breathlessly report on 500 rounds of ammunition I’m just like “Alright so a day at the range then.”

I just... why? Is his transmission busted and only works in reverse somehow?

2nd Gear: Oh, I’m sure Elon’s family is pretty familiar with doing business in areas known for genocide.

Okay this dude is garbage and should be in jail, and shouldn’t be able to own a firearm ever again.

Pete Davidson is gonna fuck that ferry, isn’t he?

It’s absolutely crazy to me that this car was ever ugly, because it’s possibly the perfect expression of 80s rad car design. Throw some neon lights around it and you’ve got your throwback poster child.