3rd Gear: The Cybertruck is never going to happen. Seriously, look at the damn thing. No one is going to actually put that Nintendo 64 looking concept car into actual production. Even Emperor Elon’s ego can’t make that lunacy happen.

1st Gear: I can’t help but feel like there’s a lot of “Emperor’s New Clothes” effect with Tesla. Their quality control is objectively worse than all of their major competitors, but here they are eating up the market. Shit’s weird.

So to be clear, you’re reporting on a report about a report? The web scraping has reached third hand now?

What’s better than one boring mediocre car? Two boring mediocre cars, obviously.

Murdering minorities in cold blood? Pat on the back, hailed as a hero, cop forever.

Every surface on that car looks greasy.

What about venison is rare, expensive, or unreachable?

Oh shut the fuck up.

No.

Look I’m not one to defend the police, but I’m pretty sure fleeing them in one stolen car followed by a switch into another stolen car constitutes probable cause for a search.

Disagree with you there.

You generally don’t want to hear screaming.

There are plenty of active cyclists in the commentariat here, and they tend to come out whenever someone like you starts shitting on them for daring to exist.

Rob must’ve been in a shitty mood when he wrote this one, because it takes weirdly aggressive swipes at people who prefer manual transmissions (most Jalopnik readers) and cyclists (many Jalopnik readers.)

I was excited until I saw the slushbox.

So were you brain damaged at birth or did you have to work at it?

I’m saying nice price but hooo boy am I suspicious of that “As is” sales status.

Meh. Yes? Nice price I guess.

$6500 for a clapped-out, half way rotted old truck with a mediocre aftermarket top.