David Tracy is currently cursing his car liquidation project. He could have been a thousandaire!

1st Gear: I’ll never drive a car I have to pay a subscription fee to utilize. Full stop, won’t do it. If this catches on in the industry and that means I won’t drive a car manufactured after 2025, or I stick exclusively to budget niche cars going forward, fine. But I flatly refuse to pay an ongoing subscription on my…

As other commenters have already alluded to, this is just for rich people to fuck in an exotic location.

Seriously it’s like every time they get into a pursuit they forget radios and helicopters exist.

Why the fuck would you engage in a high speed pursuit on a vehicle with a lo jack?

Countdown to Pedo Guy allegations starts now.

Sounds like a pretty solid crust punk act.

I wasn’t aware El Dorados were sold in any paint choices other than champagne or silver, to appropriately cater to their exclusively octagenarian customer base.

Yeah, I’m talking shit but I actually enjoy their burgers and the whipped root beer float is incredible.

Dead Space ass looking box.

ftfy.

I’m looking at you, the entire American coal industry.

I guess the public just isn’t ready for the ejector seat model.

Eh. The kid is a perfect Spiderman, but I’ve yet to see him do anything else particularly well.

I find it hard to believe that “Manning Lee Stokes” isn’t a pseudonym, particularly if he was known for writing trashy pulp.

Do not, under any circumstances, sit in this man’s lap.

Wow, what a sick burn from a D-list fast food chain that exists as an afterthought to root beer sales.

Any convertible with a back seat and the top down. It’s inevitable that the passengers in the back seat are just getting absolutely obliterated with wind and road noise, and it’s always a rough ride.

1st Gear: I can honestly say I wasn’t familiar with the whole SPAC thing until Trump’s shady new “tech company” announced they were using one, but the whole thing seems like a straight up scam to jump into the market without the actual resources to do so.

Are you married to David Tenant?