Oh! That finally explains why so many people are quitting their jobs right now. Solidarity for celebrity chef Bobby Flay’s contract dispute.

Cool, I guess? Bobby Flay is fine. I don’t have any strong feelings about it.

1st Gear: Joke’s on them, my yet to be established automaker firm Ghostlabs has every intention of selling 1.4 million Ghostmobiles next year. They won’t be strictly EV, though, as they’ll be a new kind of hybrid that uses Spirit Energy to extend the range.

You imagine the dude was going to be doing a lot of knife fighting while he was driving his car home?

So if it does turn out that this was the result of a police chase, hoooo boy. Will we finally be able to get through to people that police need to stop engaging in high speed pursuits?

Several major media outlets are reporting what TheWalrus indicated, specifically citing law enforcement sources. So maybe chill the hell out.

Oreos just taste extremely artificial. Both the cream and cookie feel just as manufactured as they are.

You didn’t capitalize shepherd in the headline, so I came to this article expecting an enormously wealthy Bavarian goat herder with an entirely inexplicable life relative to his profession.

What did I just read? Am I having a stroke?

Like a mega sized Oreo dunkaroo?

I’m still pissed I can’t get Hydrox anymore. They’re the superior sandwich cookie.

They’re probably going to cast her as Lady Deathstrike or some shit.

Just imagine the smell on the dance floor.

Meth? I’m guessing meth.

2nd Gear: The “Decided” to join bit is such a fucking joke. Non-union jobs, particularly in the automotive world, are only non-union because of the rampant suppression efforts of their parent companies.

Who the fuck is watching live streamers who just eat?

What did I just read.

It is worth noting that the Ducktales reboot is extraordinarily well done.

Yeah, didn’t they complete forsake the whole Christian thing a while ago?

That interior is genuinely gorgeous, but I’m not trying to mess with a 40 year old Italian car. At any price, actually.