Like a mega sized Oreo dunkaroo?

I’m still pissed I can’t get Hydrox anymore. They’re the superior sandwich cookie.

They’re probably going to cast her as Lady Deathstrike or some shit.

Just imagine the smell on the dance floor.

Meth? I’m guessing meth.

2nd Gear: The “Decided” to join bit is such a fucking joke. Non-union jobs, particularly in the automotive world, are only non-union because of the rampant suppression efforts of their parent companies.

Yup. Unions are the answer to this problem.

It’s a light up tape measure and creative filming, man. It’s really not that impressive.

My dude, it’s an LED tape measure.

Who the fuck is watching live streamers who just eat?

What did I just read.

It is worth noting that the Ducktales reboot is extraordinarily well done.

Yeah, didn’t they complete forsake the whole Christian thing a while ago?

That interior is genuinely gorgeous, but I’m not trying to mess with a 40 year old Italian car. At any price, actually.

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Your shitty union doesn’t disprove the value and effectiveness of unions.

Complete rebuild, but he couldn’t be bothered to fix the odometer?

The fuck does she need a lawyer for? Is she going to sue a church for making her feel bad?

Well I want that stupid little kei car, but I definitely don’t have anywhere to put it.