Legit, what the fuck? Why would anyone get mad about this? Is there some bizarre seatback pocket dynamic I’m not familiar with?

Does he aspire to be a bus driver and/or to get blotto?

The only correct answer for leftover candy is to put it in a bowl or jar that you slowly work your way through for the following year until you buy Halloween candy again.

No one hates nachos that much.

No worries friend. All we can do is strive to be better when we learn new information.

You think people still get watches?

Hot take: the yoke steering trend will directly lead to an increase in car accidents and fatalities.

Everyone with a lick of sense understands that crypto is a get-rich-quick scam for the people who founded it.

I agree with you regarding the manipulative nature of ride sharing services and how they exploit drivers.

You need road feel so you don’t crash your car, friendo.

3rd Gear: Yoke controls are definitely the dumbest new trend for road cars. Yoke style, non-round controls work great in planes and race cars where large adjustments are rare, but it’s an utterly flawed system for actual day-to-day driving.

As always, ACAB.

Oh, brace yourself, the Apple cult members are going to come tell you about how this is a totally reasonable product.

This is a shitty headline. Unrealized sales are not the same thing as lost money.

FTFY

Rob, we had a good roll going on the nice prices. Why did you have to do this to us?

Yeah I was wondering what happened there.

At least you have realistic expectations?

Okay so this is where we’re going to post any extremely specific warnings about things which are likely to go wrong, and you might want to, like, consider taking notes or something.