3rd Gear: He expects King Elon to deign to speak with a lowly commoner head of a major federal agency? No no no, King Elon speaks via internet edict.

I assume the confederate flag front plate came standard issue with these.

Well he still looks approximately twelve years old.

I have no strong opinions about this movie besides the need to once again point out Tom Holland is overwhelmingly bad casting for this role.

Now we just need Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer cosplaying as Spiderman.

I knew they redesign NASCARs fairly often, but I didn’t realize they’d added a teleport feature. Impressive!

In related news, I’m starting a new social media site for ghosts of B-lists celebrities.

Price is probably reasonable if the mechanicals are sorted like the seller describes.

Oh my god. I came to this comment expecting some kind of Elon-stan bullshit, but this is something I absolutely needed to know about.

Same. I desperately want on OG turbo 900 in good shape.

Well, yeah. Of course Musk thinks an eminently qualified woman with more experience, education, and expertise than him is a threat to Tesla.

That’s because the automatic transmission is objectively inferior in this car.

I’m rarely in a place where In-N-Out is available, but it’s good to know they’re ownership is fucking crazy, for future reference.

Stink bugs have an absolutely uncanny ability to get inside absolutely anywhere. We almost never see any other bugs in the house, but we invariably see these little bastards on a regular basis come the right season.

I’m definitely whatever the opposite of that is. I’m content to live a decent life and I absolutely don’t want to do it at anyone else’s expense.

Meh. I’m in my thirties and already kind of falling apart. Honestly not really looking forward to my eighties at this rate.

3rd Gear: I’m also “hoping” to be a billionaire, but here we are.

The price is right if the most mediocre Corvette is your thing. But the complete lack of description gives me some pause. Very slightly no dice.

Uh... are we looking at the same sword?

You could just not click on these articles?