So is nobody going to talk about how the original poster hit somebody at 60 mph because they “failed to yield”? What does that even mean?

Well, it used to be that way. People didn’t drive safer, they just died a hell of a lot more.

Well the war on terror was a joke, and locking up brown people for making bad jokes on Facebook is also a joke.

Shit, fair enough. I pay so little attention to Mitsubishi I just assumed they still made their one decent car.

It’s honestly wild that conservatives hate the post office now. It used to be one of those bastions of how effective America was as a nation, held up alongside things like industry and the military for it’s efficiency.

I went from a 1982 Toyota Celica to a 2009 Miata PRHT and my insurance rates barely changed.

I mean they still make the Evo but yeah absolutely nothing else.

1st Gear: I’ll once again express sarcastic shock and dismay that the company owned by a South African man who started his fortune with Apartheid era emerald mine money would have racist practices. Who ever could have predicted this?

Man I helped invade Iraq and I fucking wish somebody was giving me hundreds of thousands in speaking fees.

I’m sorry, this dude gets 15 months in prison for making shitty Facebook posts, but the people who actually invaded the capitol get a slap on the wrist?

This company is straight up evil.

I’m all for shitting on Donald Trump but man this is a reach.

But, like, why?

What, you don’t look up at the stars and just wanna fight them? They’re always looking at me sideways.

That’s not really justification?

Sexism, at a company where the owner dressed up as a cowboy to ride a dick rocket to the edge of space for his own aggrandizement? Shocking!

Same, fam. Same. Gonna start up a Dead Gameshow Host’s Society.

Nah, I’m good man, I have an actual computer for that.

Honestly hopefully he didn’t so he can learn a damn lesson.

Just make sure you don’t cross the streams.