Oh, yeah, James Bond gave that up a LOOOOOOONG time ago.

I guess this is as good as any a time to reintroduce my E12 concept, in which we stack three four cylinder engines on top of one another.

Wild pigs are extremely unpleasant tasting.

Or maybe a...

If Uber really wants to insist these people are contractors, fine. Let them set their own rates. If Uber controls the rates, they’re employees, not contractors.

And that’s well and good. I’m not saying cyclists should be on sidewalks.

I mean we all know, right? It’s just systemic racism and another way to penalize minorities for being minorities.

An addendum to my other comment. Looking at the pictures, I just get this overwhelming feeling that the interior smells bad.

Damn dude, it was a good joke but you probably didn’t need to blow your load over it.

I’m going to say nice price, but only so long as you understand this is a car for a 16-25 year old to desperately try and seem cool even though they absolutely are not.

“Liars, on my internet? I don’t believe it!”

Why in the world would I ever have done that?

Taking a nip slip and Prince’s phallic guitar to the next level in every possible way.

So they’re going to take a studio known for innovative modern adventure games and turn them into a barely-game mill. Awesome.

Uh... When do you think the climate crisis started, friend?

Well yeah, we call that “Being an American.”

2nd Gear: God, Robert Moses really was completely terrible.

This is a really genuinely weird thing to be so angry about.

Yeah but does your old robot constantly asking you to blow on his flute while he does the fingering?

Well now I know what James Madison’s boner is raging over.