You’re a real charmer, huh?

Yeah, nah, it’s not misogynistic. On the other hand, you are an idiot for thinking so. Thanks for trying to be woke though I guess.

In Servia, seatbelt wears you.

I’ve literally been on patrol in the Middle East and I’ll reiterate that trigger happy cops can get fucked.

1st Gear: Mrs. Ghost and I are both pretty much constantly getting mailers, emails, and phone calls from dealerships trying to buy our cars.

Everything you just said doesn’t do anything to refute how boring the car is.

We all know exactly why there aren’t more cameras on cop cars, and it’s the exact same reason bodycams are conveniently off whenever cops shoot another unarmed black kid.

It really does take some fucking nerve for the police to say “It was a very violent weekend” after gunning a man down.

Is Obama still coming for your guns too, grandpa?

Christ these are boring cars.

Good god, has this dude never heard of a bus?

I can’t tell if this is sarcastic or the worst advice anyone has ever given.

Bold of you to assume the OP is a failure because he recognizes the utterly fucked situation civilization has gotten into.

It’s honestly a big chunk of why I’ve actively chosen to not have children.

It’s true, I live here. While it doesn’t burn down regularly, it does flood pretty much constantly now, and it tends to be absurdly hot and humid.

1st Gear: I really genuinely think the worst consequence of climate change is our rapidly changing weather patterns. In the midwestern city I live in, we don’t really have spring or fall anymore, just extended summer and winter with very brief respites. Winter is way more mild, summer is way hotter, and we have much mo…

But then how can I pretend I’m Don Draper?

I honestly didn’t realize the Si was strictly manual. My bad.

A Civic Si fits all these requirements pretty well. It’s fun, sporty, good gas mileage, and totally appropriate for a family. The latest generation should be hitting the market soon.

Apparently I’m never going to Norway.