But then how can I pretend I’m Don Draper?

Yeah I read that and was just kinda like “Wait, what?” Firefox was the first really serious competitor to internet explorer after the death of Netscape.

I honestly didn’t realize the Si was strictly manual. My bad.

A Civic Si fits all these requirements pretty well. It’s fun, sporty, good gas mileage, and totally appropriate for a family. The latest generation should be hitting the market soon.

What? No. That’s not it at all. There have been design docs showing it’s basically a tape measure.

Apparently I’m never going to Norway.

You should talk to your doctor about that.

Lol my dude it’s a light up tape measure.

“Die for me, peasants! I need entertainment! If you aren’t willing to die for your betters, get another job!” -You, apparently.

I genuinely do not understand those Polaris things at all.

Oh, yikes, man. Bad take.

It looks to be pretty tidy, but $20k for a car with a replacement engine after relatively low miles has me suspicious.

No, we can’t. Continued community spread increases the likelihood of mutations, and increased mutations increase the likelihood of a vaccine resistant strain developing. We can prevent that if people just stop being absolute babies and get a basic vaccination.

My employer has a dress code. Slacks and a collared shirt are required at all times while on the clock. Are they taking away my right to work because I prefer to wear jeans and t-shirts?

Nobody’s talking about killing them, buddy. Just refusing to allow them in spaces where they might harm other people.

Oh, what a tragedy, someone might require you to not kill your neighbors through negligence. However will you survive?

So roughly as far as the average life span of an Alfa transmission.

4th Gear: We need to stop playing with the anti-vaccine people. You don’t want to get vaccinated? You’re not welcome in public, government buildings, or workplaces. We cannot tolerate plague rats.