Buckaroo Banzai disagrees, sir.

Lol I’m a supertaster asshole because I don’t understand why someone would buy a less reliable, poorly constructed car with a consistently miserable reputation over a similarly priced car with a sterling reputation?

I understand dull and reliable. Mrs. Ghost is all about practical cars, which I respect, even if it’s not for me.

No, but I do constantly wonder why people trip over themselves to defend shitty cars on a car enthusiast blog.

1st Gear: Okay I’m back from yesterday with basically the same question so people can shout at me about how they love mediocre cars. Why does anyone buy a Nissan? Do they actually make anything worthwhile?

Yeah but chipmunks aren’t especially known for their ability to casually kill the hell out of people.

Okay but the Evo doesn’t count. It’s honestly remarkable that Mitsubishi can make one absolutely exceptional vehicle in a lineup of utter and complete trash.

1st Gear: Serious question, why does anyone ever buy a Mitsubishi? There are better options in every category.

A friend had a beige Chevette when I was in high school. It may very well be the worst car I’ve ever been in.

I have bad news, friend: Baby Yoda is, in fact, a remote controlled puppet.

While this absolutely tickles my 70s gameshow host fancy, no dice.

Thirty year old Merc? $5000 is just the down payment on the infinite ongoing cost. Buying this thing would be like taking out another mortgage.

It’s almost like they’re absolutely terrible, unforgiving jobs no one would willingly do.

I think these things are the weirdest, ugliest, most bulbous roadster type sports car I’ve ever seen. They’re just absolutely bizarre looking.

You got me there buddy! I absolutely want people harming society to fuck off and/or die.

I’m not signaling shit. I got a vaccine so I can personally be as safe as possible. It’s a nice bonus that it makes my friends, family, and society as a whole safer too.

Hey.

I mean, dying fixes the anti-vaccine stance.

Shit, man, I’m sorry you’re stuck in that. Keep your head down.