richarddawsonsghost
Richard Dawson's Ghost
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1st Gear: I bought a used Civic Si from a dealer in February, and I’m increasingly realizing how lucky I got with the purchase. It was below KBB, in good shape, and had been sitting on the lot for a while. It’s honestly surprising it hadn’t been snapped up.

Oh, Kinja’s working again. Moving my comment here.

Kinja seems to be broken again so I guess you get my nested comment.

Yeah, I specifically wanted something front wheel drive because of moderate snowfall here.

The WRX was a little bit outside of my budget, hence the Si.

I don’t know where your price point is, but I landed in a Honda Civic Si and I’m pretty damn pleased with it.

I’m ready for all the Tesla stans to come and tell us why yes, actually, driving is bad and boring and we should all just be shuttled around in featureless boxes with no outside input on our part.

Earlier this year I was in the market for a manual four door and good lord the options are depressingly sparse.

I’m not entirely sure what you’re insinuating, sir.

I’m not entirely sure why, but the header image makes me think of the sleazy old man hitting on women half their age at a trashy dive bar and/or hotel lounge.

I’m familiar with the concept and yes it absolutely makes me more uncomfortable.

I use limes pretty much exclusively for bartending and I guess I just go through them fast enough I’d never even considered refrigerating them.

Why borrow when you can own your own Jigsaw killer but for hot dogs contraption for the low, low price of $28.00?

Okay this citrus screw is neat and all,  but can we talk about that hot dog torture device again?

Are... are ya’ll refrigerating limes? Why?

Thanks, I’m uncomfortable.

Sure, yeah, 35 year old stale comedy references are totally the best way to sell cars.

Moon Force is gonna be the next big thing.

1st Gear: How did that name get past the marketing department? Is there anyone who hears “plaid” and immediately thinks of luxury?

I’m legitimately fucking amazed by some of the comments that have been ungreyed here.