This car has big “Someone else’s project” vibes. It might be worth $4200 if this is the kind of weird you’re into, but it’s no dice for me.

Leave it to a white dude to make a “new” pastry and claim he invented the churro.

I love how my ads on this article were for the Kia Niro, a plainly superior car.

3rd Gear: You know, the Mach E might be a great car, but I’ll never have any respect for it because Ford decided to call it a Mustang, which it categorically is not.

Come to the midwest and you can still buy reasonably sized houses for $300k. The market is moving absurdly fast right now, though. Prices are still decently reasonable.

Thanks for the clarification, but “factory ugly” doesn’t really change my opinion here.

Look, I’m usually an all Miata, all the time kind of guy but $6500 is just too much for a nearly 30 year old car with 200k on the odometer, warning lights on the dash, and a frankly ugly color combo with the faded tan/black look.

Seriously the Onion really just needs to shut down now because satire is impossible with the way the actual news cycle looks.

I daily drove a 35 year old Toyota Celica for several years. It was dead perfect reliable.

Am I the only person who thinks calling a plane company “Boom” is a little ominous?

I’m over here waiting for somebody to suggest a Miata.

It literally looks like hell.

That’s the key thing here. It’s just the new thing to rile up the base who doesn’t even know what inflation is, let alone how it happens.

2nd Gear: Greedy car dealerships charging more for used cars isn’t inflation, it’s just supply and demand causing car dealerships to charge more.

“I had a good experience, so the entire consensus of car culture must be myths!”

Pretty sure Top Gear did some vertical mileage tests back in the day.

We were at a Cyclocross event last year and a tire just randomly blew on someone’s bike after they raced and yeah, it was absolutely gunshot loud.

My favorite thing about these pictures is the lack of any perceptible rise, implying this car just goes airborne at random.

I’m honestly, legitimately shocked an Alfa managed to run for 160,000 miles in America, probably only through the grace of salt free southern California roads.