You know, I seem to recall seeing a bunch of Tesla stans telling me how it’s impossible to have a Testla crash without someone at the wheel recently...

I genuinely hate cryptocurrency. It’s like the stock market, but somehow even less tangible.

20 gallons of gas, for a Hummer? Somebody is planning a wide ranging 60 mile road trip.

As an aside, “Genuine Shitbox Experience” is my new hardcore punk Cars cover act.

I, too, prefer my food instruments to look like props from 1970s science fiction films.

Why pay extra when you can get the genuine shitbox experience for $3000 (plus tens of thousands in running costs) from an ill advised used Defender on your local Craigslist?

Is it just me or does the co-driver sound kind of like a Dalek sometimes?

Thanks for stopping by Elon, but don’t you have uncomfortably young women to woo and poor acting to brag about?

These dumb motherfuckers can’t do anything subtle, can they?

You should consider taking the boot out of your mouth long enough to understand that deriding fascists is not a fascist act. It’s the whole “anti” part of anti-fascist.

I’m not exactly an automotologist or anything, but I’m pretty sure that’s not supposed to happen.

If you’re planning to use it specifically for an off-beat offroader, sure, yeah. How much do ya’ll figure it’ll cost to fix the DME and associated problems?

“Well officer, my Jeep has a battery and an alternator, so it’s basically an EV.”

He’s driving a $40k Jeep, my dude.

Yeah I’m sure the cost of the parking permit is high because of a dozen EV parking spots or whatever they have.

Yeah this dude’s not broke he’s just a prick.

“Haha, I’m a thief, isn’t that so funny guys?”

On one positive note, Musk can’t run for President. So at least there’s that.

No, because that’s not what a taxi company is. Taxi companies are usually fleet based or utilize medallion systems which allow exploitation that’s generally even worse than Uber.