The disappointment is real

“Highway onramps are for accelerating up to highway speeds.”

Highway onramps are for accelerating up to highway speeds.

30 years? He’s going to be locked almost as long as Shelley Miscavige.

They should have just programmed the ECU of the manual cars to know when they are on a dyno and have them keep under the 160g emmission requirement while being tested.

Unless people are sending their cars to the junkyard at 69k miles,

wicker-furniture ass cereal

1000% accurate. Trade shows fucking suck. Our company thinks they’re “rewards” for the staff. Far from it. People fight to NOT go unless you’re only going to walk around. Anything involving setup, tear-down or manning the booth is a pure nightmare.

I’m not in the Auto industry, but in my industry, trade shows are insane. I go to a trade show that is Monday through Friday around lunch time. Saturday, the boxes arrive. Sunday, it looks like a construction site with pure chaos that looks like it will never be done on time. Monday at 8 am, you would think the booths…

TL;DR, I’ll let this guy explain:

The cake is a lie.

The Corvette kept its composure even with mid-corner gear changes, so smooth were the shifts that they surely must have been lubricated by purist tears.

They all look like merkins. 

I don’t want to be controversial, but I’m against murder.

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

I don’t say this much on kinja boards but this comment was great, thank you.

Bring-A-Trailer is a wonderful place to see all sorts of exotic, unusual, rare, offbeat, bizarre, impossible to find, and otherwise drool-worthy machines. I’m on the site far too many times every day for sound mental health. It’s fantastic entertainment, like watching the Barrett-Jackson auctions.

Missed opportunity that the “s” in “penis” isn’t this one:

Why would it be problematic if Lando Calrissian - professional space playboy from a galaxy far, far, away - WAS putting his smoothest moves on a woman young enough to be his granddaughter? It’s completely in-character, and at this point harmless flirting.

At least that grinder wheel didn’t cost you an arm and a leg.