Thank you for pointing out sharks have no concept of Twitter, that was needed

Let’s do our reveling regardless. COYS!

You seem to be confused. A deferral does not mean that you don’t have to serve, it means you don’t have to serve *immediately*. Robinette was going to serve those two years, but it is common for the military to wait until your athletic career is over for you to serve them, because the early years of your career are…

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

Music festivals are garbage. Amost every time, the acts you actually want to see are playing simultaneously, the sets are short and never as good as just seeing the act in a solo concert. They’re expensive. Port-a-Potties. Crush of humanity. Girls in native headdresses. $5 bottles of water. No thank you.

Thanks Final Arbiter of How Festivals Be

A bad opinion that is validated over and over again.

Aw man that hug from the first base coach.

In any given situation, but especially one with a room full strangers, I always sit with my back to the wall. In some past life I was Wild Bill Hickok.

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

And football and basketball. Jags and Hornets.

Honestly this is true of almost any luxury item, anywhere. At some point you stop paying for quality and are paying exclusively for, well, exclusivity. Which is, of course, a gigantic scam.

This is admittedly off-topic, but it seems to fit here better than anywhere else right now:

Grant’s Olympic-pool hypothetical was dreamed up while getting stoned and watching DuckTales. Not a doubt in my mind.

you would absolutely die if you jumped into a pool of whisky. or at least, it would super fuck you up. Distilled alcohol doesn’t allow you to be as buoyant, so you’d have to fight really hard just to get out. Also, the fumes and intensity of it would probably intoxicate you, choke you, and sting your eyes and throat…

The fuck does a guy like Marchman have to do to get cross posted to Fusion around here?

Trump couldve spent 3 weekends at Mar-a-lago with that!! Sad.

what pisses me off about this is the whole employee transfer thing. that united would rather 1) offer $3200 for people to disembark to save, what, $2000 flying the employees on another airline? and very obviously 2) beat the fucking shit out of a guy and settle the inevitable multi-million dollar lawsuit that results…

What’s worse are the losers spending their day defending those policies all over these articles.

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.