As you wish:

Some days just make you want to put the rake in the lake.

The Defunctland episode is real good:

*Minor note of contention: it’s Trubinsky.

Oddly enough, Case moved the ball well on the two touchdown scoring drives. I found myself wondering where these guys had been all night as they ripped through Chicago’s defense. At times, they looked good but that was few and far between. The defense is an obvious problem for them, especially when they’re getting lit…

surprise yet glad to see E1 get referenced on here - it’s one of the funniest podcasts around right now. this episode is HIGHLY recommended, it is very much within the deadspin mindset -

Ah, the fake kneel. That’s the move elderly or overweight Catholics do at church where they just scoot their ass a little closer to the edge of the pew so they don’t have to struggle to get back up.

The one thing Eli can hang his hat on is being the Brady killer. If nothing else, he should be remembered for that.

— only you never wanted any Farewell Tour.

Eli Manning is the second highest earning NFL player ever, one spot behind his brother. I have a hard time fully processing that fact.

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

Hey man, when we can’t dunk on Cricket stans, the imperialists have won.

Oh, come on. The only exclusively cricket term was “T20.” You just saw the word “cricket” and your brain shut off. It’s pretty common in this country.

One of the funnier things about this situation is that the 49ers guy in charge of getting this stadium built, Paraag Marathe, is on the board of directors of the latest attempt to bring decent governance to the sport of cricket in the USA, USA Cricket. It’s uh, not going well. Marathe was announced last August. Since…

Jacksonville has more residents than Detroit.

Detroit, because they are probably the largest city without a professional football team.

That Grandpa email of the week was fucking fantastic.

The AFC Title Game Loss/Kareem Hunt waiving/Tyreek Hill Tape Leak trifecta broke this fanbase’s brain. What was a lovely and fun corner of NFL Internet has turned into a consortium of full-on conspiracy theory raging nutjobs. Their rallying cry is that the “NFL has it IN FOR TYREEK if you would just FOLLOW OUR LOGIC…

Shoutout Jon Bois

Did this half-assed work for Owen’s ‘shop contest years ago.