Somewhere, Vince McMahon smiles and says “one more piece of competition out of the way” as he drives his personal fortune off a cliff

Dave Portnoy is the real life equivalent of Dennis Reynolds.

Ha! Dude probably bids two notrump while in the East seat with only four tricks. Am I right? Am I right?!?

Guys....Have I been playing bridge wrong this whole time? 

Doping violations in a card game? Now that’s a bridge too far 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: stop hiring male coaches for women’s teams. There are women out there who want these jobs. Women who have actually played the fucking sport. 

“I’m going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you were going into the women’s locker room while they were changing to microwave a Hot Pocket. Is that correct?” 

So lunatic conspiracy theorist vs Sam Harris bro who never got past the “what if reality isn’t real” level of drug thinking. I vote giant meteor.

In this case, “unsportsmanlike conduct” is cover for “Dude, we can’t afford to replace that ball, and we only have this stadium until 7pm!”

The unis themselves are basic and old-style and, yes, fine. Patriot Pat, however, is a shitty 1960's cartoon... guy... and he fucking sucks. Seriously, the fuck is this?

RE: Colonoscopy.

welcome back

Oh that was a beautiful game

They know exactly what it means, and they attempt to gaslight everyone (because they are stupid enough to think it works).

I am always curious what these people think wearing a MAGA hat says to the rest of the world.

OF COURSE it’s some dude targeting a woman. 

Hey, that’s not fair - the Unabomber made some good points.

Yikes, that’s an offensive comparison. Industrial Society and Its Future has paragraph breaks.

Can’t get fired if you never get paid in the first place.

Woooow that is a Unabomber level screed there.  Apparently baseball blogging is Serious Business.