good job, giffy... oh wait, wrong website.

the real question is will they still be in jacksonville

his podcasts are better than his tv things because podcasts are almost rambly by nature. he just fits the format.

almost lost me at the berlin bikebros. because a more elegant german team name would be vfrb 99/76 berlin südwest e.v.

pretty sure that’s a handball court.

dammit. now i wanna know if he’s ok :(

pardon the noobing, but what exactly does he mean by “i forgot to split”?

screw all this, i want some cake now.

painting farmer’s states with such a broad stroke is still unfair. sure, you have your bible belt states and all, but you also have more progressive farmer’s states like iowa (which was the fourth state to legalize gay marriage).

yhea, but that’s because they were simply the best team in german football at the time. if a u.s. dictatorship sprung up tomorrow the leading person would probably be a patriots fan.

every team that is called something “cska” was a police team. same goes for east german teams called “dynamo”
bfc dynamo from east berlin were the team of the stasi for example.

as for nazi german football teams: schalke is the one most people immediately spring to and with good reason. while they were simply the best…

“The Barenaked ladies are triple platinum, are you?”

atlanta y’all sounds pretty fitting for a hockey team no one watches

arguably this hits the sox harder since sale is the best pitcher on the team

save your breath. i never was one.

i’d think of another team from that same town first.

none of these people know that's a baseball team though.

fuck dortmund. that just needed to be said. bad.

this is probably a real dumb question but why shouldn't you put a hot pan under cold water?

i never needed a reason to say this but seeing as this is a very, very valid reason i'm sure as fuck not going to stop now: