Yeah, because you and the rest of the Deadspin staff are pumping out high art.

i bet he climaxes loudly

In the battle of fictional superspies, Jason Bourne ends Bond with extreme prejudice.

It’s not quite “we shall never surrender,” but each generation has its heroes.

Spagnuolo later apologized if anyone was offended but his personal animosity toward fat people was because his father had spent years of his life fighting the morbidly obese.

Not sure if I’ve ever come across an angrier, more miserable or bitter writer than Albert Burneko. What is life like in a world where then sun never rises?

With respect, it’s telling people to go fuck themselves and they are clueless is partly want got us here.