Imagine reading 15,000 words written by this miserab.

You should be banned from writing about this team given how trash your opinions have been thus far.

Up for debate, but I know who the dolt is.

I was mocking you. You’d be fired instantly as a publicist if you suggested that course of action.

Yeah, you nailed it. You should work as a publicist.

Has Burneko ever been right about anything?

Yeah, because you and the rest of the Deadspin staff are pumping out high art.

important work you’re doing here, Damon.

Well, at least we’re not painting with broad strokes.

Jesus Christ. Imagine your father’s crushing disappointment.

What point do you think you made with this post? It’s either completely inane or poorly written and therefore not communicating your thoughts coherently.

I’ve been hoping Deadspin would release your lazy ass for years, Ley.

lol. sure.

The echo chamber this site devolves into is insufferable; you clearly love the smell of each other’s farts.

Well written, Barry. I completely agree. As a huge fan of the NBA, this bummed me out for all the same reasons.

There hasn’t been an American who looked at the British with envy since...well, ever, really.

Pussy.

What exactly does this compel you to do? Re-examine your lot in life?

Why does a good portion of your staff seem insufferably miserable, or at least come off that way in their writing?

Not sure if I’ve ever come across an angrier, more miserable or bitter writer than Albert Burneko. What is life like in a world where then sun never rises?