Try reading a book, or at least a better car blog, then maybe you’ll begin to understand what constitutes good writing.

Don’t forget hyperbole. Driving a Fiesta ST was very disappointing after expecting a world-changer.

Jalop reviews have turned into seeing how many cliches they can throw into an article, stating the numbers, and including lots of photos. If you want an in-depth look of a vehicle, youtube is probably a better place to go... or the car dealership to see it in person.

There is no way this “review” isn’t purely marketing. There is almost zero info on the car itself beyond giving us a list of specs and options. Literally the only thing noted about actually driving the car is a sentence about it’s ride over cobblestone. I could have written this article just by reading Ford’s website…

Nice writeup. I just learned infinitely more from your comment than from this so called “review.”

This writing is Grade-A trash.

You must be high, this is terrible writing.

Why is Jalopnik incapable of presenting concise and well written car reviews? This reads like an annotated outline of a real review. And its way too freaking long and verbose, especially that needless intro.

I used Uber because I didn’t have to tip and not worry about my rating being affected. So now you are telling me my price is going to instantly go up 20% or my rider rating is going to drop like a rock? Good plan. Man normal taxi’s are starting to look pretty damn attractive again.

Wow, this is a shit headline. Go fuck yourself Rafi.

yup, i’ve owned three generations of the ES (300,330, and now 350) and they are bulletproof!

personally i prefer it’s lexus sibling, but yeah... that should be the only answer here

I would go for ES300 personally. It’s a nice car (although a bit boring) to drive and it won’t cost you a dime.

Camry is always the answer to this question, as illustrated in the header pic...

And pretty soon we’ll all look like those pudgy, boneless people from Wall-E.

And this is exactly what I was afraid of. I would assume that he was capable of driving a car before he started piloting one with autonomous features. Guess what happens when people start getting lazy due to autonomous? They stop even trying. People are designed to drive cars, you just have to pay attention. Kinda…

Team Door Handle!

Love me some VW, but the build integrity of these older models is so, so sketchy. Broken door handles, bumper caps popping away from the body, windows free-falling into the doors with no warning or provocation....ugh.

If I could afford a third moneypit, I would. Two’s plenty.

look at the guy, can you blame his nerdy pussified conclusions?