Fuck these stupid scooters, fuck their riders, and especially fuck their investors. 

Get the best Lexus GS in your budget. Problem solved. 

“That model is generally credited with making the Jetta a household name in this half of the world.”

What a racist statement. 

Renault killed Nissan. 

Or for people who don’t like cars that fad to shit after 5 years or less, AKA POS VWs... and yes, that well earned reputation is still enjoyed today

So if you spend a few hundreds dollars and a long weekend on adding dynamat, will that solve the noise issues? 

No, you can’t get the AWD with a manual. Read it again. In your defense, the writing is pretty poor. Why not just write “you cannot get AWD with a manual transmission.” They can even throw in a “fuck” since their so fond of that word.

$36k? You’ve got to be kidding me...

Amen, brotha. Jalopnik writers and editors are terrible, so they have to resort to hyperbole and attention grabbing cursing.

What a douchey headline. 

so, when are you getting your next tattoo? 

That interior is a billion times better than the Tacoma or Colorado, and yet it’s barely mentioned in this pinner review. 

What a load of horseshit. 

Dear Jalopnik,

It’s mooching off public services and amenities. Parking was designed for cars, not houses; drinking fountains are there when you need a sip, not to fill up your 5 gallon jug; and public restrooms were intended for people who need to take a shit on the run, not for moochers to take sink showers.

Your writing sucks, bro. Get someone to edit and focus your contributions. Your idea isn’t half bad.

Of course it’s expensive, it’s fully of douches like you trying to come through and camp. Glad you won’t be returning, douche.

This broad is an abysmally bad writer. Don’t be surprised.

$2k of deferred maintenance on a used 911 doesn’t sound that bad. Article doesn’t mention purchase price, I suspect it was probably a deal.... so yeah, you get what you pay for.