I’m probably going to be flying at some point this summer, but it’s really the first time I’ve stepped on a plane in years. My 5 year old hasn’t even been on a plane in her life. I’m not saying I’ve ever had a shockingly bad experience flying, but for the BS I have to put up with on a good/average day, plus the…

At Linda McCartney’s memorial service the surviving Beatles came together to perform “Let it Be” in her honor, and the story goes that the moment they started playing what was meant to be a very personal tribute to Linda, everyone in attendance joined in, unbidden, like it was a singalong. As a result, the Beatles…

When I saw Jersey Boys there was a woman behind me who would not stop singing along to all the songs. It was infuriating. People really don’t know how to act in public anymore.  

What Jack Black should have said is: “Of course I’m going to have a blue checkmark. It’ll be proudly displayed on the account I just started, @theRealAdamSandler.”

It’s sad how people like him think this looks like the behavior of an adult.

this sums up how bad elon is at this shit:

 What kind of loser only puts 2000 miles on one of these in 3 years ?? 

I will one up you this; Planes and engines don’t even spend their entire lives together.

I think it will give dealers the idea that they can tack on a huge premium as there are limited options for manual vehicles these days.

You can try to hold its head underwater until it learns to drink though.

I really don’t see how.  What benefit is there to this? The meat tastes the same whether it is sliced in front of me or not, and it’s the same lousy Subway lunch meat anyway, but now with a doubled wait time.

Five bucks says they don’t even make it through the first weekend before serving up a slice of an employee’s hand.

And let me guess, Subway corporate is going to force heir franchisees to buy new equipment and train employees all the while threatening to take their franchises if they don’t comply.

People arent leasing right now because the manufacturers have completely stopped subventing lease rates and residuals.

The clear solution is to make fun of it by calling the next film ‘a Glass Onion mystery’

Surprise, surprise. Sadly he didn’t even manage to learn enough to change his mind about twitter only needing to be “50 people”.

Twitter probably can’t get down to less than 50 LAWYERS, much less 50 employees. Even the idea of only 50 engineers is patently ridiculous. You’re going to need that many people to just…

It might help if you could actually make it easier to get a new Toyota.

Of the major chains that you’ll find most everywhere, Jersey Mike’s is definitely the best, with Jimmy John’s second, and Subway 3rd, a very distant 3rd.

It is (or maybe was, at this point) the norm to get just absolutely blackout drunk with your coworkers most nights of the week. There is a lost-to-history documentary about the first KFC opening in Japan, and the Americans who were there for the event were in no way prepared for what was coming the night after. I mean…