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Emma, we only want to see fun genital injuries. #NotAllGroinInjuries

My God. Somehow it still shocks me that this is real.

Leaving flooring it or doing burnouts for videos is quickly becoming the most douchey way to leave C&C. And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”. Really? I’m tired of seeing some of my favorite cars ruined by owners that obviously cant handle them. I’m to the point where

Technically legal is the best kind of legal.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

You won’t believe why Kevin’s being ejected.

Well, if you’re still into sports that have frivolous rules made up on the spot, but without the hypocritical owners and the disregard for player safety, I think I know the solution.

Agreed.

I pretty much lost interest in pro football this year. I no longer set my Sundays (or Monday nights or Thursday nights) by it. It’s too much - oversaturation of games, the laughable system of fines/punishments which seem to be made up on the fly, and the hypocrisy of the owners/commissioner talking about player safety

This was the quintessential “we’re all going to burn in hell for liking football” game.

Every contradiction you need to know about the NFL is that, within the same game, Jon Gruden pooh poohed the (totally justified) bad rap on Vontez Burfict saying “he’s no villain, I’d buy season tickets to watch this guy play”, and then an hour later, when Juju Smith-Schuster made a dirty hit, clutched his pearls and

Guys on each team taken off the field for head injuries, one guy potentially paralyzed, countless flags on penalties the average viewer can’t see, more commercials than football...

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I hope he makes a recovery like Kevin Everett

The scariest part of that video is how his legs just flop over when he turns. Fuck.

Fuck, man.

The way he rolled himself over onto his back was incredibly unsettling. I hope the guy is alright.

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This is of the “go-directly-to-hell-for-laughing” variety. Luckily she didn’t have a stroke, but was from a migraine. My first reaction was laughter followed by, “Holy shit, I think I just witnessed a stroke, I hope she’s all right.”

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Blind / Gay is my favorite, but was already posted.

“....but if it were new to even one person, that would make it worth it.”