Ooh, I’ve been summoned!

This list is accurate and these unrealizums hilarious.

Jeez, I remember seeing Enterprise circle New York. Unusually for Midtown Manhattan, our office has a wrap-around balcony and we were able to watch the 747 make its way from roughly city hall all the way up the Hudson. We lost sight of the whole thing once it passed 42nd Street, but what a thing of beauty it was.

There was also Torrey Pines in the San Diego area. Like Pebble Beach and Bridgehampton, it too was turned into a golf course. Land developers...

Are you kidding? I loved DeNiro in Ronin. He ambushed Sean Bean with a cup of coffee.

Very very very very very very few people are as handy as you when it comes to wrenching. The vast majority of the population would need to take the car to a shop for work, and you can apply that same number of "very"s to how quickly they would go bankrupt.

because you wrench on your car every week? some of us dont have time for that shit

*case in point

Could someone just open those doors already?

Please do the best shoe organizer/storage options because I need that.

Please do the best shoe organizer/storage options because I need that.

Well... in my household (wife and I), we're solidly above the middle class for California (we live in West LA), but I guarantee you that on just $120k/year, you'd be pretty strapped for money or doing much more than going to work, paying off student loans, and occasionally buying a few things like food. as rent for a…

Second funniest, you mean.

What’s up with assholes pushing women’s heads towards their crotches? Has this ever resulted in an expected blow job in the history of blow jobs?

My brother played football and boxed until he had one too many concussions.

I’d have John Brenkus’ father pull out on the night he was conceived. Sports Science is the most terrible segment in television.

Story time:

i don't think anyone goes to watch FF to see it for the plot.

As a die-hard Toyota fan, FR-S owner, and marketing professional with a specific focus on social media, I am incredibly disheartened by what Scion is becoming. It's basically an intersection of the things I loathe most about the auto industry, my profession, my generation, and contemporary society. The worst part is,…

I've seen people pretend they were Superman, but this is the first time I've seen someone pretend to be Christopher Reeve.

lol...silly console FPS players...