Just imagine the poor bastard who had to listen and type that out.

Lyft code apparently has been used up.

Lyft code apparently has been used up.

Ditch anything but the sky box please.

So chomp down on some gyutan, the delicacy that tastes you!

don’t even need the local library, a working .edu/.gov/.mil email address will get you a free subscription.

Your rear tires must be perpetually bald, even right after buying new ones.

When I discovered Initial D I had a 1990 Accord. Also had an RSX, supercharged it, and now have an S2000.

I told my wife the premise of the movie Children of Men and her reaction was, “that sounds kind of nice, actually.”

Don’t forget True Lies ...

The upside to high BMW maintenance costs? I don’t have to see that abomination around anymore.

half kidding: we need to build a Jalop-land resort out by Buttonwillow.

welp, time to start over and make another one.

Hell, even the same class from schools in the same state system will differ simply due to the grading curve. I took very similar classes from UC Irvine and UCLA (both part of the University of California system) - I sleepwalked through the former, and the latter was competitive to the point of near-hilarity.

I thought you were calling him names, but no, that is his name. Welcome to the Internet, I guess.

dammit, you stole my joke

surprised i didn’t see the Civic mentioned earlier

not even an honorable mention!

That’s only a 1JZ in your picture

Somewhat related: rear wipers come with rear windshield washer nozzles, and on my old hatch I pointed my rear nozzle straight back instead of downward so I could spray tailgaters in their faces. I miss that dumb car.