dude he’s in China now ... not joking

Was checking if it was April 1st already ...

you’d almost think they’d never seen a real one

reply to top post — not sure he wants any of us to “come at him bro”

No argument here

meh != trying

Was looking for parking in a nearly-full garage when an SUV driver gestured and sniffed, “there’s a spot your size over there.”

Is she fondling the bull’s nuts in that picture? If so, that’s a very apt metaphor there.

More entertaining than nuevo Top Gear and the Grand Tour, I’d say.

Anyone else notice that the 2nd Reddit thread was started by someone calling themselves “bleedingass”?

This happens way too often.

Hi-larious. Even my friends in Taiwan don’t know what to make of what’s going on - whether to be happy, freak out, etc. (Taiwanese myself, grew up there)

Yup

Nope

Years ago, I found a Carl’s Jr that opened on Thanksgiving night. The people there were a motley bunch - no friends or family around to spend the holidays with.

I do have a spare beater car and live within spitting distance of downtown LA ...

Holy fuck that is awful

Bunga bunga!

I’d say you’re off by at least one standard deviation there.

I like Biden but he’ll be 77 in 4 years. That is a lot to ask but I’d be glad to be proven wrong.