The fact that the Popeyes Bahamas Bowl is actually a real thing is amazing!

Wait as sun belt champions, wouldn't they normally be guaranteed a bowl game? They aren't taking away a bowl game from a team that "deserves it more" or anything, the sun belt champion is guaranteed the New Orleans bowl

Nearly happened a few years back. If memory serves I think a 5-7 ucla team was gonna get an exemption but it wasn't neccessary

Charlie Weiss and Mark Mangino arm wrestle for three hours with Brent Musberger looking on.

Makes sense. I think Deadspin has programmed me to think that everything the NFL says and does is wrong.

So many commenters are missing the blatantly obvious imagery. "Oh it's just a woman doing her job." Uh huh. Well, if Paula Deen doesn't want us to think of her as a societal Outkast, then how do you explain the shirt???

Here's the un-redacted statement from UFPD:

The decision to withdraw her complaint came one day after Harris's defense lawyer, go-to Gator defender Huntley Johnson, released a detailed statement that did everything but flat-out say the accuser was at fault for whatever happened to her.

I give it the third or fourth-highest form of praise for Youtube videos, which is that I was disappointed it wasn't longer.

Checks are useless in camp. It usually takes the Dolphins about 3 games to officially shit the bed.

Because the front guys are deceptive quick, high football IQ, lunch pail guys, hard working and just play the game the right way!

Hitting's going to be the problem. I can't see Kershaw being enthusiastic about standing in there against Trout, whose control might be somewhat problematic.

Somehow I don't think that the Kershaws can hit enough to overcome Trout being a better pitcher just by being athletic than Kershaw would be non-competent as a hitter.

No I was talking about the South. That's racist. That part of the country.

To be fair to the Bible, that isn't a Bible verse (though it nods to a couple phrases from different places in the Bible). Say what you will about the Bible, but it generally does not advise that a person should be a raving narcissist/egomaniac, which as near as I can tell is the message of this here "insta-quote."

How will you punish her when she goes to preschool, or kindergarten, or just to a play date with a friend, and she hits another kid? After all, you've just shown her that the best way to resolve a conflict and get someone to stop doing something that you don't want them to do is to hit them.

Ditto. That's how I plowed through all those Matt Christopher sports books.

How long till we find out that he's actually the one who killed his son?

Oh yeah? My histrionic language is not helping? Well you know what, I have a pretty strong point of view when it comes to violence against children: It's never okay. There are degrees of how "not okay" it can be, but it is never completely okay.

whether you believe in corporal punishment or not (which you shouldn't) who the fuck beats a 4 year old? What could he have possibly done to warrent getting whipped by a professional football player? Also Mike Ditka needs to die