I feel like I never get your jokes.

But that's the problem: nobody can agree on what's offensive. I used to think it was clear, but it really isn't. The standards don't just keep changing, they change dramatically depending on which subculture you wander into. There are circles of people I know who are upset with me for watching Doctor Who, because…

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Having been a student at Wake from '94 - '98, I got to see a lot of Tim Duncan and have remained a big fan of his, ever since.

Will, I feel just terrible for you that your local liquor stores don't stock the best light beer available.

Believing in Gawd without any proof, then saying you believe in science, and cherry-picking which bible verses still apply, while holding on to a false sense of moral superiority, is what makes Christians look bad.

Not able to get bios in on time? $10.00 fine

Listen, I’m a rules guy too. But technically there aren’t any rules against turning over your Hall of Fame vote to the fans. And quite frankly it made the whole voting process a lot more exciting. Look at all the attention the Hall of Fame is getting right now. If somewhere down the road they change the rules and…

Ok. And, that's all I was asking for, internal consistency.

This is really weird. Cousins from Kentucky shouldn't have a problem with slapping some skin.

At least the trainer was also banned for life.

Fellow Panthers fan here. We know all about running on 3rd and long. John Fox LOVES playing to not lose.

North, you are missing an important point. Many of them don't want that college education. For some, who may be in the bottom third of the human intelligence spectrum and not particularly fit for college, a college education might be functionally worthless and of no value. It's like paying a diabetic with a lifetime…

"Character" is a buzzword people use to conflate a lot of different issues so (a) the press can present the combine as anything other than a meat market and (b) teams can depress the draft value and salaries of players it wants.

I think the argument that would be made - and I think it's a compelling one - is that it's about character. Obviously the front is going to be about respecting academics etc etc but we all know that's bullshit. But if you're looking at a kid as a potential twenty million dollar investment you're going to be looking at…