Look, expressing legitimate reasons to doubt the motives of a college basketball coach (who, again, has done shady shit in the past) is a far cry from defending the NCAA. Just because something is bad/corrupt doesn't mean you have to automatically oppose it on every single issue that comes up without a moment of…

This is a fair counterpoint. Just to clarify, I watched the LLWS because I'm a degenerate gambler, not a child molester.

I'm confused... how is that being gross? His points are pretty reasonable. Highest profile 13-year-old female athlete in the country, favorite/allegedly best sport is basketball, dreams of going to UConn. And she gets a phone call from UConn's head women's basketball coach, who has some past shadiness on his resume.…

You mean at the baseball tournament where every other inning the announcers said something like "and she's even better at basketball" or "baseball isn't even her favorite sport"? And showed video of her breaking little boys' ankles?

Got one!

I think you've got it totally ass backwards. "Men don't wear shorts" is a classic old man yells at cloud argument. It's the kind of shit you get from that one guy in your friend group who's always been just way too eager to grow up (pro tip: if you can't identify that guy in your friend group, you're him). Your…

Jai alai seems low. I mean, I get that it's pretty niche, but it definitely checks the rest of the boxes (plus the Hemingway "potential for death" box), and those guys are total badasses. Word to Dania Beach.

Just to be clear, are you arguing that this isn't clickbait? FWIW, I agree with the Deadspin dot com stance on compensating revenue athletes all the way, but I think you're just being obtuse if you won't admit the cringeworthy bait-and-switch here.

When you reflect on that time in your life, do you ever feel complicit in the brutal mistreatment of racing dogs?

I don't know, dude. I'm eating watermelon as I read this and it's pretty much blowing my mind.

this deserves some love...

I have a friend who had a rather similar experience with Vince Carter a few years back (well, minus the farting). She's also a redhead, about the same age as this girl. Apologies if there's some detail in the video that rules this out (e.g., "this guy wasn't old as fuck").

Dude you are just a glutton for punishment. Every single article on this!

Not trying to be a dick but I don't see a joke here, much less jokes plural. Unless you're counting OldBeigeGuy's blowie gag and the ironic misuse of "literally," in which case I'm on board.

How so?

COTY territory...

That analogy is bogus though. Most white-collar jobs do require a college degree, but those requirements are imposed by individual companies. If, say, the entire software development industry came together and formed a cartel that explicitly restricted non-college grads from getting employment anywhere in the…

I know y'all have bills to pay and everything, but these sponsored posts are starting to get out of hand.

Glad to see you're still fighting the good fight, He Who Misses Joke.

If you get that level of excitement from the Cardinals every. fucking. day. you might want to consider medication.