It really is, and Marge does all the emotional work: in some unknowable, mutated future, she’s still Marge as she says “Still love you, Homar” and then “I will never forget you.” I honestly find it haunting.

its a very sad intro.

No. Wait. Stop.

Bye, Felicia

You do when you’re crucified! That’s why I could never figure out what those goddamn Romans wanted with my robe.

A) Moral high ground, which isn’t worth nothing.
B) There is now an incumbent Dem in that seat seeking re-election again instead of an empty seat up for grabs.

It’s really not polite to just mention amendments and articles of your constitution when talking to someone not familiar with your political system. Either sum up in a sentence what those provisions are about or don’t even bother.

No worries, the author of this piece doesn’t understand, either.

We are never gonna live that down, eh?

I heard that Jesse Ventura almost had the Senate Suitcase, but then Tina landed a brutal flying elbow that knocked him off the ladder.

Mrs. Smith Goes to Washington, right guys?

[while watching final Alabama election returns]

I know you are joking....but I don’t know that isn’t what actually happened.

Jeff Davis is great.

I’m fairly sure he can only be roused from his slumber once every 17 years.

Sorry, it’s easy to forget he exists.

Isn’t Ben Carson still lazing about in his hammock over at Housing and Urban Development?

“Omarosa’s actually a very nice person. Nobody knows that,” Trump told us only last February!

Although if nobody knows you’re a nice person, are you a nice person? 

He fired her because black people voted for Doug Jones.

You all need to thank black people who turned out and kicked ass