One of my areas of specialization was in Presidential history, and when it comes to assessing Presidents, you can basically have two columns: actions while in office, and personal character.

Every time I find one that looks like it might be a decent new place to go, and seem to cover a cool selection of things, there’s either no commenting, or the comments are totally dead, as in nobody saying anything. I know comments are supposedly the worst online thing in existence, but having been here so long it’s…

Oh, like you have a better idea.

My favorite version of this is in Enemy at the Gates, where the Germans speak German-accented English, and the Russians speak...*British* accented English (since that’s how we know they’re the good guys after all!).

I prefer my ancient emperors with thick American accents.

Take your star and get out

I suppose their Roomba is pushing the “I’m still watching” button?

I’m like a raging alcoholic for both literacy and ice cream.

I thought you were supposed to watch that in the bath?

Yep. Im positive the 357 Bee Movie watching’s this year we’re from my son. I’m either the worst father or best father ever.

If Netflix knows what I’m watching all the time, then why does it have to keep asking me if I’m still watching?

I Know Everything.™ 

I think it’s high time we get a movie with the historically more accurate British usurpers speaking Mongrel Latin, flecked with Gothic.

In all honesty as a person who does some social media management professionally (not my main gig, but I do run two corporate consumer-facing accounts) it will not hurt them. This kind of irreverence and snark is what most people are attracted to now. Earnestness doesn’t get likes and retweets, sass does, every time.

it is like Netflix has never met a child

There are 53 dead people rotting in front of their TVs right now, and all Netflix can think to do is make fun of them. 

First twitter reply from that post:

Hot marketing take: Netflix, maybe, just maybe, it might be seen as bad PR to slag your own product. Or your customers.

I sure hope PornHub doesn’t start calling people out. You know, for my friend’s sake.

The answer was in his crotch all along.