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It will truly take a new low for this administration to sink to the level of the Real Housewives, and that’s saying something...

lol! The highlighted portion made my day!

She won’t utter Marla’s name because as the most successful THOT in the business, FLOTUS knows that when you upgrade to main chick, your old position as side chick becomes vacant (she’s looking at you, Hope Hicks!) She knows it’s only a matter of time before Trump tosses her overboard, too.

Reminder - he wasn’t fired because of his behavior. He was fired because the public found out about it.

On CBS Sunday Morning yesterday, Ivana said that she’s on good terms with Melania (but she won’t even utter Marla’s name). If that’s true, then this is just pure Trumpian marketing (what’s a better reality show distraction than a Giudice style catfight?).

Ok, so holy shit, I kept reading this as “Ivanka” and was like, holy hell!, why aren’t people freaking out more about this.

Look, we can cut him in half and they can each have part. Any objections?

Praise the tiny baby Jesus that we don’t have the Clintons and their family drama in the White House. Can you even imagine? Whew! Bullet dodged.

I always laugh when I read the ‘not at all surprised bc tip drill, he’s a rapper basically just look at him for sure he’s a rapist...’ and similar shit bc yeah we all know that your clothing and how you walk and yadda yadda defines who you are. It’s honestly so eyeroll.

Fun fact, I’m home this morning because of the ‘holiday’ and decided to rewatch The Birdcage.

That Weinstein felt comfortable enough to assault Nathan Lane, a man so lauded by the entertainment industry that he has an EGOT, just further underscores the bravery of the women who have come forward.

I have noticed a pattern with several of these cases when someone is accused of rape, that they never say “I did not rape this person”. They instead like to point out they have not been charged with a crime, or they were not found guilty of anything. It seems like there is a bit of a difference between the two.

I can’t stand Nene Leakes. She’s only famous for being a living embodiment of the loud, ignorant, trifling-ass, wisecracking stereotype of black women that gets foisted on the rest of us and rewarded in Hollywood. I know that she has a huge fan base but so did the minstrels.

This is one depressing-ass Dirt Bag, Jesus Christ.

Poor Delilah!!! Idk y’all, I have a special soft spot in my heart for her. I hope someone calls into her show and dedicates “Somewhere Out There”...to her.

I must relate my favorite Axe ad “experience.” I was at a packed screening of one of the X-Men movies (don’t ask.) The audience ratio of men to women was about 25:1. A few were in costume. Ho hum, a few ads come on, and then one for Axe. A woman is pissed. It’s pouring outside and she can’t get in touch with her date

If no harm is intended, how come “mistakes” like these never happen in reverse? Why doesn’t the redhead turn into a black woman too if all they want to do is show their product works on everyone? Anyways why wouldn’t it work for everyone, it’s soap.

You’d be surprised. Soap does one thing, cleans skin. They’re basically all the exact same product so this is the type of shit companies resort to in order to stand out and differentiate. It’s basically how advertising was born.

How hard is it to sell soap? Good lord.