They’re making a season 3, but featuring a different school.

That wasn’t the stripper. That was the bank teller.

The Washington Post has been doing a great job covering police shootings: https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/natio…

I love how Mariah never even said her name in her response. I will always love MC.

We got them for my mom for Mother’s Day. The first tickets that went on sale were CRAZY expensive, so we had to deliver the bad news to her (she is a HUGE fan). Then, a couple of days before the show, they released a bunch of tickets for the seats on the floor level, and they were like $35. Once again, my combination…

I actually really like their leggings. I have a booty, and their leggings are some of the only ones I’ve found that don’t reveal my crack during yoga practice. I have a VIP membership, and skip most months (they send you an email to remind you) unless I really need something.

She stitched it into her sleeve at the beginning of the episode.

Anybody else getting a Taylor Swift vibe with this model?

Of course he knows! Kanye loves name dropping designers! In fact, he specifically asks, “What’s that jacket, Margiella?” in “—- in Paris.” I had never heard of him until that lyric... :-(

TSwift? Is dat you?

THE PURSE PEOPLE!!!! I was once the last person on a crowded commuter bus (so you couldn’t really stand in the aisle), and the ONLY available seat was being occupied by this woman’s purse. I stared at her, then the purse. She didn’t budge. So... I sat on her purse.

I can’t even with Taylor Swift, no matter how hard I try. Why did she lie about the whole iTunes/College Dropout thing? Like, why? Anyone who remembers that album (read: everyone) knows that album ain’t that damn old. GTFO Taylor. And I’m still mad they had her present him with the award. OVER IT. /rant

Thank you for teaching me the phrase “diaper blow outs.” I am now horrified that I googled it. o_0

WUT.

I had some rude, basic salesperson stink eye me and ask, “what kind of exercise do YOU do?” Ugh. That place is the worst.

I just don’t get it. This happens in sports all the time! How often does a player on the losing team win MVP? We change it up for LeBron?

I call it my “sumthin sumthin” radar.

Just caught myself looking at Al Gore’s peen. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

Even Ashanti’s former sideburns are more relevant than Ja Rule right now.

Is he sniffing her hair? :-0