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The materials are better, but this is still pure Teresa Giudice.

“gigi- dont have the cake. not even a little slice”

This kind of shit makes my class envy boil up into something ugly. I think: I’m busting my ass, supporting adult parents, and living in a studio. And then I think: billions of people are busting their ass harder than you and definitely don’t have it half as good, so STFU self.

My two favorite parts are:

I’m always left with the why. Why would someone want to live there? It seems more like a place to walk through (carefully, without touching anything) and be photographed (carefully, without touching anything) than where you sprawl out on the couch to watch House of Cards.

Pandora’s engagement, Gigi’s bday/going away (where she gave a speech that made me tear up because that’s what periods are for)-- oh the bathroom fights and Kyle splits those splendid chambers hath seen.

Is there some sort of mathematical equation where the richer the owner, the more garish the interior design?

Oh my God.

he’s hosted many a RHOBH party!!!!

This house is bonkers and butt-ugly but I would live in that Turkish bathroom no question.

conquering

Tyler “finished his maintenance chemo and on September 13th he rang the bell signifying just how awesome & strong he is by concurring Leukemia!

I opt to have the Mountain be my champion.

Helping sick people and punching douchebags?

I’d donate my punch to the nearest zoo silverback gorilla.

Can’t he just give money to their family and be done with it?

If I won this I would donate my punch to an NFL linebacker.

Isn’t this dude rich as fuck? Can’t he just give money to their family and be done with it? Sorry but nope still not worth it. If he wants to display compassion he can do so with his own money. To raffle off a chance to punch him in honor of his friend’s memory is pretty par for the course with his tacky ass