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I’ve seen this show a total of five times and there are three (possibly four...and maybe even five) of these women that I couldn’t tell apart if my life depended on it.

You forgot side chicks. It’s ho to side chick to girlfriend to fiance.

Sweet Christmas, Is the top image of actual.....human beings? I’ve seem department store mannequins with more life-like faces.

I’m in favor of this. I know that being spineless is a semi requirement to host a network late night talk show, but it’s his particular brand of comedy that is just so annoying. I still can’t believe he lasted on SNL for so many years through the skit ruining giggle fits.

Well, the USA had a good run. We tried to have nice things, but it turns out there are simply too many of us willing to make each other miserable. Polls have tightened and I am already dreading the post debate where Trump is declared the winner for being able to stand and breathe at the same time.

One last thing they can blame on Obama before sweet, sweet oblivion.

That was so short it was almost lazy. I DEMAND MORE.

I think the big mistake DC made was having a TV DC universe (The Flash, Arrow, Supergirl) and a separate movie universe with no crossover. Marvel did a great job by tying in all the different narratives - Jessica Jones, Marvel’s Agents of Shields/Agent Carter, The Avengers/Thor/Cap/etc. - so that die-hard fans feel

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The problem is that we’ve gotten we’ve gotten so used to having comedians who do actual journalism (Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Samantha Bee, ect) that we get upset when they don’t, instead of being angry at the actual news for failing miserably.

Back when I was convinced that this country would NEVER elect a loudmouth, stupid, clueless, stupid, racist, stupid, bloated, stupid, lying, stupid man, everything was fine.

I feel oppressed and with a sense of impending doom also.

I mean, for years, I’ve always had the urge to roundhouse kick Fallon in the face. But I'll settle for a slap.

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that

So one candidate is a known racist with a history of discriminating against minorities and is supported by the KKK, but another candidate got pneumonia so you’re going to call it a draw?

I mean, sure, Fallon blew it, but no more than any actual fucking reporter who has gotten a chance to interview Trump. Hell, he even got us new information- Trump’s hair does move.

Trump’s face always resembles Garfield after he’s just broken a lamp and eaten an entire pan of lasagna.

“The next time I see you, you could be the president of the United States,” Fallon noted, a smooth, untroubled expression on his face.

Good to see Jay Leno’s awful legacy is in equally shitty, fucked-up hands.

Fallon is an idiot.