rhymeswithtexas
YellowDiva
rhymeswithtexas

There was another priestess, preaching in the market when Tyrion first arrived in Essos. There’s also Thoros of Myr, a red priest who raised the same man from the dead numerous times. I don't necessarily think that the existence of other members of the religion makes Melisandre less unique. Or rather, she's unique as

I am so ANTI them getting together. Brienne is acting (appropriately) creeped out by a creepy guy making eyes at her

I actually groaned out loud when Dany told him she needed him by her side. That was totally the look of a dude who thinks what she’s saying is he’s got a chance.

Though I have never been so utterly gutted by a television show in my life, it did help me make this realization....

Tormund + Brienne continues to be great.

Brianne i love you but never question ser davos true king of westeros’ honorable intentions EVER AGAIN

I hate Khloe Kardashian mainly because of her claim that her ass is from squats. It actually makes me furious.

Yup, this is what it’s gonna be like:

I JUST got into makeup and I’ve been getting really good at it!

‘...Real skin with less make-up on it.’ ≠ “An eyelash curler, a mini Charlotte Tilbury lipstick in the perfect nude that she created for me, mascara - Charlotte’s Legendary Lashes is my favourite - my Joe Blasco foundation, a little MAC kabuki brush, a gold eye pencil by Kardashian Beauty, a small pot of powder, blush

Bitch we’re supposed to believe you haven’t had a nose job? GTFO.

I think the real story here is that she isn’t using Kylie’s lip glosses.

“I know people think I’ve had a nose job.”

There is no right way to girl. I sometimes just take eyeliner so I can keep my raccoon mask on fleek.

No. Fuck make-up, and fuck anyone who tries to say it’s some fundamental part of the female experience.

I enjoy playing with make-up, but I have never carried anything but lipstick with me when I leave the house. Am I girling wrong?

The best, THE BEST, is the person who really doesn’t understand that tactic and bids just one dollar lower than the person before them. Fucking hilarious.

She scares me soooo much. She doesn’t know me, she’ll never know me but I still feel like she’s judging me and that I’ll never be good enough.

The shrimp were so big.