rhymeswithtexas
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rhymeswithtexas

My reaction to literally every sentence in this post.

Bella and Gigi and Kendall, none of them know how to give a look. They all think that dead-eyed robot stare is modelling.

me during these updates instead of a popcorn gif

Durian Rider keeps saying “handbag basics” in that video like an out of touch middle aged person who just discovered urban dictionary.

My primary takeaway: why the HELL did he tag Kylie Jenner in that instagram post? Just... I get that maybe you get more views that way but BOY WAS THAT RANDOM.

Gigi was seen modeling on the show, but half-heartedly-her mother pushed it while Gigi really wanted to play volleyball.

Well. Those two seem like a match made in hell.

“Just blow loads whenever u want”

Who are these shit-cunts, and are they compatible with shitasses? Because I’m currently single.

She also wore this at Canne, and I’m still puzzling over the tape placement that got her boobies to mash up like that. I kinda love the outfit, though. It’s got a Studio 54 disco vibe going on.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but shit-cunt seems like something you should see your doctor about.

They didn’t appear too much on the RHOBH episodes that much, and they were, well at least GiGi was, already in full swing jet setting model mode at that point.

I think she’s a very pretty gal (her sis, too) but has the bar come down so low, that anyone with a large Insta-following is a Supermodel? Back in my day, this is what a SUPERMODEL looked like! Ka-POW!!!

That color is gorgeous. And, it matches the red on the ground. So.

Particularly if we’re including Vanessa Paradis along with the rest of them.

The not-so-supermodels are bringing it back.

Maybe not in France and London?

Not alien-shaming her, but the shape of her hair is giving me a Predator vibe. Maybe it’s making me think of this picture from a recent D-Listed post.

Didn’t the “Hey, look! I have no underwear on!” dress go out around 2009?