Charlotte, the OG Bronte. Charlotte, my ride or die Bronte. Charlotte — THE BEST Bronte.

I went to a Catholic all-girls school many years ago and I’ve kept my junior yearbook simply because one of the photos of the senior prom shows one of the seniors and her date - one of the English teachers - with his arm around her. When I tell people this and they’re like, “no way in hell,” I whip out the yearbook…

Star for “Kravis,” which reminds me of “Krampus,” which is what my brain gets when I see a picture of those two together.

Is no one considering the pube situation here??? All the wax in Madame Tussauds isn’t enough to make me hairless enough to one of these. And the pain!!! And the ingrowns!!! NOPE.

This corset is an example of why Vivienne Westwood’s name should only be spoken while genuflecting. The woman is touched by the fashion gods!

I agree with you. It’s kind of funny (ironic) that people who come out say they’re not comfortable being labeled male or female, but don’t realize that calling themselves “non-binary” is basically another label.

Yes, I clicked on the Page Six story (I have a guilty crush on Travis Barker). The whole tawdry mess made me feel dirty. But at the end, I was rewarded with this primo teaser:

I’m always leery of lifestyle brands and endorsements by people whose main expertise isn’t in what they’re selling or endorsing. Is Chrissy Teigen a good cook? She probably makes really tasty meals for her family and friends. Does she know how to design cookware that’s worth dropping $200 bucks on? Pretty sure she…

Used to work at a large, famous Midwestern hospital. One day, the new art therapy director decided to do an inventory of art on the hospital walls. Most were portraits of old, dead white doctors and stuff that ends up in middle-grade hotels. But on one corridor, she found a Warhol that someone had donated - probably…

My mother-in-law was sure my husband was going to be a girl and was set to name him after his father, William. She was going to call him Wilma.

I love, love, love prints like this. Unfortunately, with my build, I look ... upholstered ... when I wear them.

Bobby Finger was peak Dirt Bag (and Midweek Madness).

Agreed. Bill’s not known for having an especially sparkling personality. I’m guessing the association with Epstein didn’t help. But it probably wasn’t a critical factor. Most likely, Melinda was just sick of his shit. 

I wanna be your mom when I grow up!

And didn’t the parents say Josh CAME TO THEM three times before they did something? So, even HE knew it was wrong then and was asking for help, and they ignored it. Not that I think he shouldn’t rot in jail for for current crimes he’s committed, but I think, at the very least, his parents should be rotting there with…

Is it a little strong to say, “ There’s no such thing as a bad Skarsgard”?

Maybe after a year of the world plunged into real dystopian drama, people are realizing that awards for movies, music and other art forms are utterly ridiculous.

Agreed - Paulina is smart as hell, not afraid to show it and is aging very well. She’s got a Lauren Bacall grand dame (and that’s grand dame, not grahn dahm) thing going on, now.

Native Missourian, here. First, I am so, so fucking embarrassed.

Buffalo chicken dip = food of the gods