Am I not the only one who went, “We have a winner!” when they saw the news about Levar Burton guest hosting Jeopardy. Wherever Alex is, he’s giving that little nod of approval he had for right answers. 

Are you me???????

If the Pinky Glove douchebags (word choice intended) really want to make money off of down-there hygiene issues, I suggest they get to work on a men’s portable butthole vacuum -- no more skidmarks! Guys’ wives and girlfriends would buy the hell out of those. 

“Surprising what a ‘turn for the worst’ the writing for The Simpson’s tv show has taken in recent years,” read an attack on the singer’s official Facebook page, later attributed to his manager, Peter Katsis.

Coming from a family with both type 1 diabetes and celiac disease, I applaud this place for offering choices.

Exactly! Since my kids are older, I no longer watch Disney movies (I wasn’t really that much of a fan when I was a kid). But I’ve been to Disney World twice, and both times I was awed by the job they do engaging visitors into the story of the ride. To this day, if I hear Aerosmith’s “Back in the Saddle, Again,” I…

The first photo: Perfection! Glamour! Queen Sophia Loren! I want the whole look!

No shame. Travis Barker is dirty hot. And the walking embodiment of why everyone says don’t date drummers. 

I dissent. LOVE Peeps. Especially the chocolate-dipped ones. And you know the only thing better than super-fresh, super-spongy Peeps? Peeps that have sat around for a few days and are just a leeeetle bit chewy. Not kidding!

With the shitshow of a vaccine roll-out in our state, Krispy Kreme might end up giving out only a couple dozen freebies here before the year is up anyway.

Who watches any of these shows?

Lizzo rocked the $8 eyelashes and the jewelry. That dress, tho, — total 1990's “look what I scored on sale at the mall for prom.” 

Yes, for most people, the single dose offers a lot of protection. But it is also worth noting that even both doses aren’t a 100% guarantee. My DIL’s mom actually started showing COVID symptoms the day after getting her second dose. (Yes, it was real COVID, not just shot side effects.) She was hysterical because one of…

Yeah, I don’t get the whole Grammy-crocheted-this-for-me aesthetic that seems to be so hot right now. It’s one thing if Grammy really crochets it for you. It’s another if some sweatshop worker in Bangladesh crochets it and you have to pay $700 for it. 

Seventeen days.

Alex Beresford is the hero we need right now. 

Let’s face, Daveed Diggs is going to elevate any room he’s in!

Just to be clear, there’s a big difference between rural Missouri and St. Louis, Kansas City and Springfield, Missouri (although Springfield is close enough to Branson to be really iffy). After any election, they are the three spots of blue floating in a sea of blood red.

True that! This is down in the Missouri bootheel. AKA the Missouri shit heel.

Totally see her musing about it to Charles and Charles being dim enough to mention it to Harry.