No romance? What are we supposed to do? Run around exploring and fighting things or something? Nonsense.

I’m fine with this. In fact, I would love to see more rpgs explore relationships that are not romantic. 

Thank fuck honestly, that’s refreshing. Not every damn rpg needs a dating sim built in.

The deeper meaning is to generate ad revenue from engagement. Which you’ve successfully assisted with. Good job. 

What has happened to our country? We used to celebrate British defeat.

I doubt your co-worker thought much of your comment.  Your co-worker has accepted that you are a boring asshole who criticizes matters of subjective, aesthetic appeal like a soccer game. You were likely just ignored. 

What a Randian way to look at the world. Intent means nothing and results are everything.

The memes when they blow it are going to sustain me for the rest of the year.

If we want competitive balance so bad why don’t we just, like, make more elite basketball players? Why is nobody talking about this?

So less people than die of heat stroke in the US each year?

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

Eh, predictable. Just like his mom, he couldn’t resist the West.

No, but Davis can.

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

I have zero sympathy for people who drink Jim Beam Dark Cherry.

You forgot to switch accounts.

Seems like he should just get a blog instead of trying to write a manifesto in 20 tweets.

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.

Because they are homophonic assholes who throw bags of piss at us.

Am I the only person who wishes there was a mode with no building at all?