I’ll text her.

When they go low (by ducking down to punch us square in the balls), we go high (and miss completely because we’re swinging at an enemy that refuses to play by our rules).

Try making wine instead. Scottish guy showed me his way. Get a bucket, put in fruit no one wants, pitch a little bread yeast, sqoosh and let sit with water. Cover. If it goes off, kick over the bucket, wash, and try more junk fruit! We have done dandelion, parsnip, beet, end of season tomato, mulberry, foxgrape, you…

I buy cheese. Making cheese is a PITA.

Serves them right for making this instead of “The Kessel Run” starring Donald Glover and introducing Alden Ehrenreich.

We didn’t even have the Sears catalog when I was young. You actually had to go to a Sears and whack off

The review, in GIFs:

Ashley Feinberg reviews movies:

actually, the review is good

Didn’t Jezebel sing the praises of the woman who set the record for “burpees” despite not doing what any reasonable person would call an actual burpee?

Here’s a pretty succinct description of the 2 party system.

Here, it is kind of the oposite, most of the breweries don’t have a restaurant kitchen in them and as a result have a different license. To make up for lack of food they all have rotations of food trucks that come and set up for the day. The drawback for them is the limited hours they are allowed to operate, depending…