Well this is a thing.

Before I deleted my account I would always ask women the same thing: "So do you want to hear a ridiculous pick-up line or should we skip the awkward stuff."

Pssh, why buy that when you can buy this for the price a new S-Class.

I know you're probably thinking, why is he comparing a car and an airplane, that's apples and oranges

Also, these...I´ve never seen them on a non-rental

What the hell are you talking about?

IMO, this is the best livery Southwest has ever had. Not that it was a high bar, though.

This, I believe, is still the best livery scheme to have been put on any US airline in ages:

Pardon my ignorance, but wouldn't there be warnings available to the pilot in the event of a loss in cabin pressure, thus allowing him and the passengers to gain access to an oxygen supply in time? Or could it be possible that the loss in cabin pressure in this event was so slow that a warning was never triggered?

Is this Jalopnik's version of Deadspin's Funbag? Because this desperately need to be Jalopnik's version of Deadspin's Funbag.

I'm a grown man, one phone in each hand (one for watching, one for commenting), sitting in the ER while my wife lays on the bed and has tests run

Over flying Chincoteague can get you in some trouble too. If the Spaceport has a rocket on the pad I hear they ask for FAA to divert. Weird area around Wallops.

Personally, I considered a shoot-down the most remote possibility. But knowing that it landed 51 miles offshore, there's no way that is what happened. I bet it's probably medical as well.

I took this from 45 floors up in downtown Denver tonight. In a city of many gorgeous skies, this was one of the best I've ever seen.

Everyone has something. BMW has the kidneys/Hoffmeister kink, Audi has the face mask, Lexus has predator grille, Mercedes has a giant pizza-sized emblem on the front. Infiniti has.....that thing...

Fairfax County Parkway is 50MPH. Probably Rt66 headed West from DC. Or VA123 Ox Rd which goes south to Prince William County, both are largely 55MPH

FALLOUT 4!!!!!!!!...make it so universe.