“Whether or not you’re directly in the path of the impending monster El Niño, if you live in the United States you’re probably going to feel its effects this winter.“

El Nino isn't a mobile disturbance, so it doesn't have a path. Even people not in America (They exist!) will feel some effects from the pattern of…

here is where i say if i had an android phone i would have bought android wear for the same reason

All these science spheres are made of lemon ants, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's lemon ants.

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemon ants, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemon ants back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemon ants, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemon ants! Do you know…

It is actually in Hebron, KY. Covington is 20 minutes away. It was named CVG because Covginton was considered the nearest major city near by.

Well this is a thing.

Before I deleted my account I would always ask women the same thing: "So do you want to hear a ridiculous pick-up line or should we skip the awkward stuff."

Pssh, why buy that when you can buy this for the price a new S-Class.

I know you're probably thinking, why is he comparing a car and an airplane, that's apples and oranges

Let's see:

Also, these...I´ve never seen them on a non-rental

What the hell are you talking about?

In my mind, it's a contest between Dulles and BWI for worst. I would opt for Reagan any day over either of those two.

Terminals C/D at IAD. These are predominantly used by United and old, dingy and dark. Terminals A/B are newer and much nicer, but the United gates are crap.

Despite all of its artwork and other amenities, I'd have to say Denver is the worst airport for traveling with small children, especially if you have a layover. While most airports thoughtfully have areas for children to play, Denver doesn't. Oh, it did once... but they turned it into a smoking lounge. Traveling…

There is contest, Dulles is the worst designed airport in Human history.

Unnamed Jalopnik Editor here. If cheap whisky is your bent then, sure, why not? It doesn't make it taste that much better, but it's definitely an improvement. Also, maybe just invest that money in better whisky?

There's more happening to whisky when it's aged in barrels other than extracting flavor from the wood. And I don't see how 24 hours is going to change the whisky much when it's aged for several years.